I know what you’re thinking, but don’t laugh, this is serious business because doughnuts are serious business to the Japanese! How serious is this business?That’s right, you don’t want that doughnut getting all soggy do you? Oh hell no, you want that ho…le crispy and fresh, so this contraption ventilates heat for those undesirable sticky situations.
That serious. Real talk.And a security lock hole for a master lock? Damn right. This is the Fort Knox of doughnut holders.
Hell, they take security so seriously that even the product description reads like a cypher that requires Robert Langdon to crack it:
“‘Doughnut To-Go’ (go-to-donuts) Is a compact, lightweight carrying case only safe everyone loves donuts.
The company is a donut for mixed, warm donut lovers Two go into microwaved donut Also, after eating, it is possible wash dishwasher”
That’s right, you read that right. The company is a freakin’ donut.
“Others have never taken the trouble donut important, even when great care is required to keep at home. Each two small keyhole under the handle from side to side [Doughnut To-Go Security Lock Hole]
Originally, Doughnut To-Go Security Lock Hole holes are not necessarily only the diet to prevent theft, and install your favorite charms, attach a strap from the neck-to-go or hanging bag or a donut I believe there is more use of ingenuity.
Find a use for more fun, please enjoy a donut life.”
They don’t want you to enjoy your life. They want you to enjoy a donut life.
You can have it all – the Fort Knox security, the Robert Langdon cypher, the glorious lifestyle – all from the company that is itself a donut. You can grab the “Doughnut-To-Go” for the low, low price of just 11.57! Where are you gonna find a bargain like that elsewhere? Huh?Order it now and have a super happy fun time!
source : tokyohive
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